YJ02
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Her: "Are you firing me?"
Him: "Okay, yes."
next will be her sexual harassment complaint
Funny Stuff you find online (nothing NSFW)
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next will be her sexual harassment complaint
Muahahahaha! Funny as hell!
YJ02
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yes!!!
to me that kind of thing is just like dropping your pants and taking a dump on the floor
it is very inconsiderate
Lord Ba'al
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PussyGalore
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I bet Canada has had a shitload of Russian spy planes/crafts violating its airspace over the decades. No doubt plenty of people thought they were looking at UFO's.
Tripler
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So cool to see the Canadian Military having a great sense of humour about the question of whether or not they examine UFO incidents or if they even exist .
Personnally I saw one in Quebec City a few years back . I figured it was just a few weird lights , but it also had a very strange shape . Thought I was going crazy accept the next morning , all the newspapers had it plastered all over there front page. UFO sighted over St Lawrence River . No pics tho but a lot of people saw it also .
From what I remember it was only 200 to 500ft off the river and moved incredibly slowly . I figured it was a helicopter until I noticed the shape was not that of a helicopter . It was around 9 or 10 pm . It was cold and rainy and very windy yet this thing was completely stable and just floated along effortlessly . Wish I had gone and taken a better look at it but at the time , figured I was seeing things ...
Personnally I saw one in Quebec City a few years back . I figured it was just a few weird lights , but it also had a very strange shape . Thought I was going crazy accept the next morning , all the newspapers had it plastered all over there front page. UFO sighted over St Lawrence River . No pics tho but a lot of people saw it also .
From what I remember it was only 200 to 500ft off the river and moved incredibly slowly . I figured it was a helicopter until I noticed the shape was not that of a helicopter . It was around 9 or 10 pm . It was cold and rainy and very windy yet this thing was completely stable and just floated along effortlessly . Wish I had gone and taken a better look at it but at the time , figured I was seeing things ...
Lord Ba'al
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So cool to see the Canadian Military having a great sense of humour about the question of whether or not they examine UFO incidents or if they even exist .
Personnally I saw one in Quebec City a few years back . I figured it was just a few weird lights , but it also had a very strange shape . Thought I was going crazy accept the next morning , all the newspapers had it plastered all over there front page. UFO sighted over St Lawrence River . No pics tho but a lot of people saw it also .
From what I remember it was only 200 to 500ft off the river and moved incredibly slowly . I figured it was a helicopter until I noticed the shape was not that of a helicopter . It was around 9 or 10 pm . It was cold and rainy and very windy yet this thing was completely stable and just floated along effortlessly . Wish I had gone and taken a better look at it but at the time , figured I was seeing things ...
It's what they call a drone.
Tripler
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Omg these guys are so full of shit lol ... What a crap webcast youtube channel ...
Haha ... This thing was huge ... Not a drone ... This was years before drones were around . It was way too windy also ... You could barely walk down the side walks ...
Perhaps switch this topic to another thread
I believe you. The question is, what was it really? I have seen some strange shit flying, but nothing like that what you described.
heisenberg
Earl Grey
Handing these out... 
heisenberg
Earl Grey
Here is how much Microsoft hates google
https://www.bing.com/maps?osid=2e41...7-4c0a-a0ee-b505c4e16428&v=2&sV=2&form=S00027
meanwhile Google actually respects Microsoft
https://www.google.com/maps/@45.041...4!1s-LeELqjYFFSYqTZJkCNYTw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
https://www.bing.com/maps?osid=2e41...7-4c0a-a0ee-b505c4e16428&v=2&sV=2&form=S00027
meanwhile Google actually respects Microsoft
https://www.google.com/maps/@45.041...4!1s-LeELqjYFFSYqTZJkCNYTw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Lord Ba'al
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Lol. How could anyone seeing an ATM giving too much money as a problem.
I am still head scratching over that myself.
Tripler
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TheHusband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto , where a woman may go
to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description
of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love children.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more,' so she continues upward. The
third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love children, and are extremely good
looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good looking and
help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto , where a woman may go
to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description
of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love children.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more,' so she continues upward. The
third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love children, and are extremely good
looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good looking and
help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.