Considering a move

[Gatefan1976]

Too close to McDonald's island. I'd be constantly paranoid of an eminent Big Mac attack.

I'd be more worried about Hamburgler, you would still need a gun.

 

[Overmind One]

I'd be more worried about Hamburgler, you would still need a gun.

Or lots of hamburgers!

In RL, the Hamburgler would weigh 400lbs and be a Type 2 diabetic!