Still, I'd check the captain's pedigree just to be sure. After all, you don't want to find yourself channeling Kate Winslet ala Titanic; your lithe and nubile body clinging to a floating door as Leo Dicaprio (whom you've had a short-lived and torrid shipboard affair with) slips from your grasp and sinks into the icy depths, taking your heart with him.
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I remember that scene...perfect!
There are few movies which deserve The Purge. Prometheus and Alien 4: Resurrection and The Seed of Chucky and Titanic are in that group. POOF!
As to the Titanic photo, are you sure Shaved you're not wishing you were involved with Leonardo DiCaprio
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Now we know why Shaved doesn't like fish boils so much!Actually, DiCaprio does nothing for me, go figure. But enough about my libidinous needs, let's concentrate on making sure that you don't have a mishap and fall overboard on your voyage. Trust me, the last thing you want is to find yourself playing-out a poor man's version of Captains Courageous. Getting fished out of the drink and being put to work as a galley slave to a gaggle of Portuguese fishermen isn't as fun as it sounds. (Don't ask how I know.
You are going to have a fantastic time! I wish I could be on that cruise. Pictures will help....
Titanic was one of those films that seemed totally awesome at first, and I rewatched it about 5 times and suddenly it repulsed me. Enough that I did not stop feeling soiled by it until I physically deleted it from my movie library.
