Hi Will, welcome to GateFans!
A couple things right off the bat -- this "movie" of yours doesn't seek to use the SGU template at all, does it? I mean, you don't want a failure right from the start, do you? Of course not, so let's not even go there.
Also -- and please don't take this the wrong way -- your cast doesn't look very believable as a genuine military unit. Quite simply, no military operation in the world (except for maybe the filthy, debauched French) would allow their soldiers to dress so slovenly and be so unkempt. Every one of your soldiers has "chin dirt", i.e. bad facial hair (except of course for the angry German lesbian, but we'll get to her later). Surely they sell cheap razor blades in Deutschland so please avail yourself of some. I know you're running a volunteer operation here but really, having your actors shave for their roles is asking
very little of them. If they don't want to do something as little as shaving for their roles then kick them to the curb (or as you say in Germany --
das kurben!).
It's bad enough that most of the actors are very out of shape and would never pass a genuine military recruitment exam, but it's like they didn't even try when it comes to achieving a military look. Just throwing on a cap does not a soldier make. I understand you have budget issues and can't afford perfect uniforms, but that's not what I'm getting at here. Again, having your cast
shave and get
proper haircuts and
do a few sit-ups would go a long way towards achieving that real military look.
As for the angry German lesbian, well, don't get me wrong, as a gay man I have nothing against lesbians, nor do I have anything against Germans as I'm of Germanic descent myself. But
angry German lesbians scare me. They also scare geeky straight men, which is basically 99.999% of your intended audience. Just sayin' bro, American viewers want someone who looks hot that they can fap to, not someone who looks like they can fix their car. You hear me chief? And if you can't find a hot blonde bimbo with a copious amount of "sweater meat" right there in Germany then consider importing some from the good old U S of A. I may be gay but even I know that straight geeky guys really get off on tits and explosions. Trust me on this bro.
It's not all bad news. You did get the casting right for the role of the evil Go'auld Sergeant Fisher.
Stargate has a tradition of filling those roles with effete, affected guys, so good on you there!
And the guy who plays Col. Frank Connor isn't half bad if you clean him up a little. Hell, a couple of steins of
Spaten maibach and I'd hit it, or, as you say in German:
Ich würde sexun mit poopholian - immer wieder! (seriously bro, see if you can hook me up here
) At any rate, you need to have a lot of scenes in your movie where this guy takes off his shirt. The movie will fail miserably if you don't have this actor take off his shirt --
repeatedly. Trust me on this bro, I know my shit and wouldn't steer you wrong.
http://stargate-sf.de/index.php/en/cast-crew-english
Other than that though I feel no desire to sodomize anyone else in the cast. And to be honest your crew isn't really getting me going either, with the possible exception of Website/Translations/Quality Control tech Christian Stahl. I can tell from the way he drinks coffee that he'd be amazing in the sack. (I have an eye for these things
) Do yourself a favor and cast him as a soldier in this "film". And make sure to have several scenes where he takes his shirt off, maybe when Col. Connor is around, like in a locker room or the shower or even a Go'auld prison camp where the characters are being tortured...with their shirts off. Being German I'm sure you get where I'm going here.
http://stargate-sf.de/index.php/en/cast-crew-english
Anyhoo, we look forward to seeing your movie and also having you as a new, dynamic member of GateFans!
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