Star Trek 4 will probably be the most NuTrek of NuTrek of the last three movies. After Roberto Orci gave us the NuKlingons (Blingons) and showed us their new Klingon Fleetwood Brougham Warbirds in Star Trek 3: The Transformers, stories began circulating around about the possible story for Star Trek 4, with the working title Star Trek: What Five Year Mission?
So, what is it about?
Well, as we know from the past three films, Transwarp Beaming is now standard Starfleet technology. Scotty is now the Commodore of Starfleet and has schools named after him and his statue is twice as tall as Zephram Cochran's statue and is covered in gold leaf. After all, his Transwarp Beaming was as much of a leap in technology as warp drive was. Most of Starfleet's starships have been mothballed or given to less fortunate species who still have to use starships to get from one star to another. Drone ships now maintain transwarp transporter relay arrays throughout the Milky Way, in all of the quadrants and partially outside of the galaxy to the isolated globular clusters orbiting the Milky Way. With Transwarp Beaming, the first of these arrays were simply transbeamed into position from earth. The rest of the relays were deployed by drones transbeamed from those, and so on. It took only one year to cover the whole galaxy.
In Star Trek 4: What Five Year Mission?, Spock and Uhura finally get married. Oh, I can't wait to see it! Word has it that Scotty's crusty friend will play a major role in this film. Starfleet refused to immortalize him with a statue, but he does make the rank of Admiral. He becomes a breeder of prized tribbles, and marries a beautiful Gorn girl. Word has it this is his last appearance in NuTrek. I am sad to see him go.
In this movie, earth becomes the envy of all other species in the galaxy including the Borg which have now been alerted that this technology exists, because the transwarp transporter relay arrays started appearing in Borg space and could not be assimilated. The Borg are making plans to assimilate the technology and earth, and they send a cube. But earth detects the cube approaching, and they simply transbeam it into the Beta Quadrant. This attempt motivated Scotty to invent Invisible Neutronium Shielding technology which creates an invisible shell of Neutronium (the hardest element known) around any object, even entire planets. Isn't that clever? OMG Orci is brilliant! This sounds like it might even trump the scene in Star Trek 3: The Transformers, when Chekhov transbeamed an asteroid onto the capital city of Kro'nos, eliminating the Klingon threat! That was so cool.
To address the uproar over the topless scene we saw in Star Trek 3, when Carol Marcus got drunk on Romulan Ale and lifted her blouse, the writers have decided to tone down the shallow way females have been portrayed in Star Trek since 2009, using them for just their bodies and having them wear skimpy outfits for no reason. No more of that! So, they have decided to introduce a new character named Bhangme Nou.
She has multiple Ph.Ds in Astrophysics, Xenobiology, Archaeology, Music, Culinary Arts, Kama Sutra, Backgammon and Cosmetology. This is a big step for women in the new Star Trek. I, for one, am very excited. Her role in this has to do with McCoy's emerging work on the Implantable Kahn Blood Reanimation Device, which we will see sometime in this movie. Supposedly, it is activated when it detects that the host body is dead, and then releases a dose of Kahn's blood which brings the host back to life.
But the real buzz centers around the new teen characters we saw introduced in Star Trek 3: The Transformers. We have the Vulcan Shon, and his Vulcan girlfriend T'Misty, and we have earth teens Madison and Tyler. Word has it they have major roles in this film, and location shots in Beverly Hills and New Jersey are being discussed. Rumor has it that Kim Kardashian might have a cameo role in the film as a mute. There will be lots of drama and interpersonal dialogue and jealousy and sex and angst. Can't wait!
So, what is it about?
Well, as we know from the past three films, Transwarp Beaming is now standard Starfleet technology. Scotty is now the Commodore of Starfleet and has schools named after him and his statue is twice as tall as Zephram Cochran's statue and is covered in gold leaf. After all, his Transwarp Beaming was as much of a leap in technology as warp drive was. Most of Starfleet's starships have been mothballed or given to less fortunate species who still have to use starships to get from one star to another. Drone ships now maintain transwarp transporter relay arrays throughout the Milky Way, in all of the quadrants and partially outside of the galaxy to the isolated globular clusters orbiting the Milky Way. With Transwarp Beaming, the first of these arrays were simply transbeamed into position from earth. The rest of the relays were deployed by drones transbeamed from those, and so on. It took only one year to cover the whole galaxy.
In Star Trek 4: What Five Year Mission?, Spock and Uhura finally get married. Oh, I can't wait to see it! Word has it that Scotty's crusty friend will play a major role in this film. Starfleet refused to immortalize him with a statue, but he does make the rank of Admiral. He becomes a breeder of prized tribbles, and marries a beautiful Gorn girl. Word has it this is his last appearance in NuTrek. I am sad to see him go.
In this movie, earth becomes the envy of all other species in the galaxy including the Borg which have now been alerted that this technology exists, because the transwarp transporter relay arrays started appearing in Borg space and could not be assimilated. The Borg are making plans to assimilate the technology and earth, and they send a cube. But earth detects the cube approaching, and they simply transbeam it into the Beta Quadrant. This attempt motivated Scotty to invent Invisible Neutronium Shielding technology which creates an invisible shell of Neutronium (the hardest element known) around any object, even entire planets. Isn't that clever? OMG Orci is brilliant! This sounds like it might even trump the scene in Star Trek 3: The Transformers, when Chekhov transbeamed an asteroid onto the capital city of Kro'nos, eliminating the Klingon threat! That was so cool.
To address the uproar over the topless scene we saw in Star Trek 3, when Carol Marcus got drunk on Romulan Ale and lifted her blouse, the writers have decided to tone down the shallow way females have been portrayed in Star Trek since 2009, using them for just their bodies and having them wear skimpy outfits for no reason. No more of that! So, they have decided to introduce a new character named Bhangme Nou.
She has multiple Ph.Ds in Astrophysics, Xenobiology, Archaeology, Music, Culinary Arts, Kama Sutra, Backgammon and Cosmetology. This is a big step for women in the new Star Trek. I, for one, am very excited. Her role in this has to do with McCoy's emerging work on the Implantable Kahn Blood Reanimation Device, which we will see sometime in this movie. Supposedly, it is activated when it detects that the host body is dead, and then releases a dose of Kahn's blood which brings the host back to life.
But the real buzz centers around the new teen characters we saw introduced in Star Trek 3: The Transformers. We have the Vulcan Shon, and his Vulcan girlfriend T'Misty, and we have earth teens Madison and Tyler. Word has it they have major roles in this film, and location shots in Beverly Hills and New Jersey are being discussed. Rumor has it that Kim Kardashian might have a cameo role in the film as a mute. There will be lots of drama and interpersonal dialogue and jealousy and sex and angst. Can't wait!
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