of course you know, I am being sarcastic?
If i attempted to pirate stuff (as i have before) it would result in a pc meltdown (BECAUSE it is ME doing it)
about 5, 6 yrs ago i tried downloading a torrent--got some weird crap going on the screen, strange buzzes and "twirls" in the cpu. Couldn't escape,,got a blue screen
I panicked and unplugged the power and the phone line
luckily a system restore got my pc mostly back
after that i said "no more"
but that's just me
"yo ho, yo ho--A pirates life for OM1!"