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Quetesh

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Anybody watching this? Slim pickens now that some more shows are done so I decided to give this a go. OMG frakin stinkin smackers is it bad!

We watch it more as something to pick apart for fun now. When the prison gate guards at the maximum security prison ran from the "wolves" ...*bullshit* ( huskies, not that big either) even though they had to open a fence to do it and really should be packing something (big guns) to handle that. LOL. I almost split a gut laughing out loud. Then they ran from the doggies ( kinda looked like my dog) through the prison and let out the prisoners by mishaps while doing so....good grief what buffoons are these guys. Not too mention they were all way out of shape and real life prison guards are mostly big burly guys at the maximum security prisons in Delaware. Somebody should tell the producers wolves are not Husky size they are Malamute size and prison guards need to be in shape in prisons that house mass murderers.

Defiant pupil....rotflmao...take their eyes out and they are okay....what the fuck????? Was the writer stoned??

I won't go into anymore detail but it is like watching Sharknado on Syfy on a lazy Sunday afternoon, it is that bad and maybe worse since all the horrible fake french accents, Peter Sellers must be rolling in his grave--laughing.
 

Overmind One

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Anybody watching this? Slim pickens now that some more shows are done so I decided to give this a go. OMG frakin stinkin smackers is it bad!

We watch it more as something to pick apart for fun now. When the prison gate guards at the maximum security prison ran from the "wolves" ...*bullshit* ( huskies, not that big either) even though they had to open a fence to do it and really should be packing something (big guns) to handle that. LOL. I almost split a gut laughing out loud. Then they ran from the doggies ( kinda looked like my dog) through the prison and let out the prisoners by mishaps while doing so....good grief what buffoons are these guys. Not too mention they were all way out of shape and real life prison guards are mostly big burly guys at the maximum security prisons in Delaware. Somebody should tell the producers wolves are not Husky size they are Malamute size and prison guards need to be in shape in prisons that house mass murderers.

Defiant pupil....rotflmao...take their eyes out and they are okay....what the fuck????? Was the writer stoned??

I won't go into anymore detail but it is like watching Sharknado on Syfy on a lazy Sunday afternoon, it is that bad and maybe worse since all the horrible fake french accents, Peter Sellers must be rolling in his grave--laughing.

Sounds awful! The title enough is to turn me off of it. :)
 

shavedape

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The show is associated with James Patterson which means it's going to be incredibly bad. His novels are some of the worst writing you can possibly find these days. The man has cynically turned novel writing into a factory business. Seriously, he has his own company that employs hack writers to ghost write his novels for him. They churn them out like McDonald's hamburgers, and all are, universally, terrible. So it's not surprising that a TV show he's associated with is laughably bad also.
 

Overmind One

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The show is associated with James Patterson which means it's going to be incredibly bad. His novels are some of the worst writing you can possibly find these days. The man has cynically turned novel writing into a factory business. Seriously, he has his own company that employs hack writers to ghost write his novels for him. They churn them out like McDonald's hamburgers, and all are, universally, terrible. So it's not surprising that a TV show he's associated with is laughably bad also.

More and more of them are doing that. :( You are a book guy....have you noticed that even some the scifi paperbacks (yeah, I do that occasionally) read like romance novels??? :( They are even calling them "Scifi Romance".
 

shavedape

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More and more of them are doing that. :( You are a book guy....have you noticed that even some the scifi paperbacks (yeah, I do that occasionally) read like romance novels??? :( They are even calling them "Scifi Romance".
:icon_e_surprised: :smiley-015:

I haven't read a lot of new scifi books to be honest. I have made the mistake of reading a James Patterson book awhile back though. It was horrendous. Seriously. The writing was so bad it was insulting.
 

Overmind One

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:icon_e_surprised: :smiley-015:

I haven't read a lot of new scifi books to be honest. I have made the mistake of reading a James Patterson book awhile back though. It was horrendous. Seriously. The writing was so bad it was insulting.

People consider Hunger Games to be science fiction. At least, that is what I was told by a shopper in B&N. I just smiled. :)
 

shavedape

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