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Have you ever noticed that some science fiction and fantasy and drama shows make use of certain situations and scenes as "filler" to burn time stretching a paper thin storyline or weak episode? I have. I have a short list of the most loathsome ones I can think of:
1. Baby Showers
WHY? Even in a full-on soap opera, I can understand the romance, the hot steamy sex scenes, the flirting and cheating on husbands and wives and long lost relatives. But I don't understand why any show needs to actually SHOW a baby shower. It is assumed there will be one if the mother to be has some female friends or relatives. How does depicting a baby shower add to a story?
A possible WHY?: To burn at least 15 minutes showing gifts being opened, to hear inane comments about the gifts (one for each gift), and to show smiling faces and hear the sound "awwwww" at least 5 times in rapid succession.
WORST EXAMPLE: TJ's baby shower on Destiny in Stargate Universe
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A close runner up is B'Elanna's baby shower on Voyager. Not only did they show it, but EVERYBODY who was anybody was in attendance, including the men. Wow, they really are in the future, aren't they? :facepalm:
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2. Weddings
Similar to baby showers, the on-air TV wedding between characters in shows seems to add nothing to the story, even in a soap opera IMO. The romance of the couple in question has no doubt led up to the wedding, but some shows still resort to the ultimate time waster of showing the whole ceremony. Some even show the preparations for the ceremony as well. WHY? Do we really need to see the wedding? This one is partially answered by market research which shows that a large segment of women will watch a TV wedding episode, especially if they have invested in the characters. But I doubt many men (of any preference) would find TV weddings enjoyable to watch.
WORST EXAMPLE: IMO, the worst one I have seen in science fiction has to be between Will Riker and Deanna Troi in Nemesis. WHY?
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In this case, there was a known gap between the Generations and Nemesis, and we could have started the movie with Riker and Troi already married and serving aboard the Enterprise E. But noooooo....they started the movie with the dumbass wedding where Data gets to sing "Blue Skies". :facepalm:. Waste of time. They could have opened Nemesis up with the enhancements of the new ship...the flagship, and most powerful ship in the fleet. But that Trek is no longer.
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3. Running/crawling/climbing/hiking...extended scenes
I really hate this one. Our heroes are trapped in a room/cell/lab/, and they need to use the ventilation ducts to get out. Im okay with that. But sometimes, we get extended scenes of somebody crawling through ducts, turning left, turning right, peering through vents, etc. Do we really need all of that? We do if 15-20 minutes needs to be killed. Variations are running through tall grass, through cornfields, through forest underbrush, through caves, climbing mountain passes, etc. Show us some climbing, but I don't need to see stakes being driven into rock faces or people chopping jungle foliage with machetes.
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4. Births
Unless they are showing the delivery (abbreviated) of a royal or a leader or some heir of importance, why do we need to see it? Why do we have to be in the room with the midwives/nurses/doctors/good Samaritan who happened to be there to help? These birth scenes are usually set up in advance, by making sure we see the pregnant mother saying how she could have her baby "any day now". We sometimes even get the initial labor pains, the husband taking the mother to the hospital, pacing outside of a waiting room or actually in the operating room assisting with the birth. WHY is this needed to tell any story about the birth of a child in a story? It isnt. But it's good for at least 20 minutes of filler time.
5. Funerals
Not as cheesy as showing baby showers and births and crawling through tubes, but still...WHY? A character dies, or is murdered or in some way or another is killed and some hack writers need to show us the funeral services. :facepalm:. This includes violin-laden scenes of somebody being ceremoniously burned in a funeral pyre.
EXCEPTIONS TO THIS: Space funerals.
Why? Because they invariably involve few well chosen words, and shooting the corpse off into space. Short and sweet:
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Anybody else think of filler stuff you see a lot in film and TV? Do we need to see women putting on makeup, guys shaving, people going to the bathroom, people undressing/dressing (unless it is before/after sex scenes), etc.
Have you ever noticed that some science fiction and fantasy and drama shows make use of certain situations and scenes as "filler" to burn time stretching a paper thin storyline or weak episode? I have. I have a short list of the most loathsome ones I can think of:
1. Baby Showers
WHY? Even in a full-on soap opera, I can understand the romance, the hot steamy sex scenes, the flirting and cheating on husbands and wives and long lost relatives. But I don't understand why any show needs to actually SHOW a baby shower. It is assumed there will be one if the mother to be has some female friends or relatives. How does depicting a baby shower add to a story?
A possible WHY?: To burn at least 15 minutes showing gifts being opened, to hear inane comments about the gifts (one for each gift), and to show smiling faces and hear the sound "awwwww" at least 5 times in rapid succession.
WORST EXAMPLE: TJ's baby shower on Destiny in Stargate Universe
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A close runner up is B'Elanna's baby shower on Voyager. Not only did they show it, but EVERYBODY who was anybody was in attendance, including the men. Wow, they really are in the future, aren't they? :facepalm:
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2. Weddings
Similar to baby showers, the on-air TV wedding between characters in shows seems to add nothing to the story, even in a soap opera IMO. The romance of the couple in question has no doubt led up to the wedding, but some shows still resort to the ultimate time waster of showing the whole ceremony. Some even show the preparations for the ceremony as well. WHY? Do we really need to see the wedding? This one is partially answered by market research which shows that a large segment of women will watch a TV wedding episode, especially if they have invested in the characters. But I doubt many men (of any preference) would find TV weddings enjoyable to watch.
WORST EXAMPLE: IMO, the worst one I have seen in science fiction has to be between Will Riker and Deanna Troi in Nemesis. WHY?
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In this case, there was a known gap between the Generations and Nemesis, and we could have started the movie with Riker and Troi already married and serving aboard the Enterprise E. But noooooo....they started the movie with the dumbass wedding where Data gets to sing "Blue Skies". :facepalm:. Waste of time. They could have opened Nemesis up with the enhancements of the new ship...the flagship, and most powerful ship in the fleet. But that Trek is no longer.
3. Running/crawling/climbing/hiking...extended scenes
I really hate this one. Our heroes are trapped in a room/cell/lab/, and they need to use the ventilation ducts to get out. Im okay with that. But sometimes, we get extended scenes of somebody crawling through ducts, turning left, turning right, peering through vents, etc. Do we really need all of that? We do if 15-20 minutes needs to be killed. Variations are running through tall grass, through cornfields, through forest underbrush, through caves, climbing mountain passes, etc. Show us some climbing, but I don't need to see stakes being driven into rock faces or people chopping jungle foliage with machetes.
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4. Births
Unless they are showing the delivery (abbreviated) of a royal or a leader or some heir of importance, why do we need to see it? Why do we have to be in the room with the midwives/nurses/doctors/good Samaritan who happened to be there to help? These birth scenes are usually set up in advance, by making sure we see the pregnant mother saying how she could have her baby "any day now". We sometimes even get the initial labor pains, the husband taking the mother to the hospital, pacing outside of a waiting room or actually in the operating room assisting with the birth. WHY is this needed to tell any story about the birth of a child in a story? It isnt. But it's good for at least 20 minutes of filler time.
5. Funerals
Not as cheesy as showing baby showers and births and crawling through tubes, but still...WHY? A character dies, or is murdered or in some way or another is killed and some hack writers need to show us the funeral services. :facepalm:. This includes violin-laden scenes of somebody being ceremoniously burned in a funeral pyre.
EXCEPTIONS TO THIS: Space funerals.
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Anybody else think of filler stuff you see a lot in film and TV? Do we need to see women putting on makeup, guys shaving, people going to the bathroom, people undressing/dressing (unless it is before/after sex scenes), etc.
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