Once upon a time in Wonderland

[Rac80]

Last night was the premiere! I loved the show but it's going to take me a week or so to find the time for a review. will post it here once it's done!

 

[shavedape]

Already in love with it after just one ep? Does this portend a biased review?

 

[Rac80]

very biased. it's a good show. the second ep was even better...I want the knave's backstory! oh I'll tell you abt him in my review. Life is crazy busy- no free time it seems. maybe by friday I'll get it finished. (i did start it! )

 

[shavedape]

I can't wait to hear about all the failed SGU stars that populate this one.

 

[Overmind One]

I can't wait to hear about all the failed SGU stars that populate this one.

Where is Elyse Levesque???? I have seen the other failed SGU "stars" on other stuff since then, except Elyse Levesque (Chloe), Alaina Huffman (TJ), and Jamil Walker Smith (Greer).

 

[Gatefan1976]

Alaina has been in Supernatural, but the other two, not so much.

 

[Illiterati]

It's done very very poorly in the ratings, RAC. Don't get too invested in it.

 

[Bluce Ree]

Where is Elyse Levesque???? I have seen the other failed SGU "stars" on other stuff since then, except Elyse Levesque (Chloe), Alaina Huffman (TJ), and Jamil Walker Smith (Greer).

Selling blowjobs on Rodeo Drive? A girl's gotta eat and what better source of nourishment than protein. Plus she makes a couple bucks.

 

[shavedape]

It's done very very poorly in the ratings, RAC. Don't get too invested in it.

 

[shavedape]

Selling blowjobs on Rodeo Drive? A girl's gotta eat and what better source of nourishment than protein. Plus she makes a couple bucks.

Is she really telling someone named "Stephanie" to "get in the gate"?

(Shame that poor Stephanie doesn't know she will have to wait in line. )

 

[Illiterati]

Is she really telling someone named "Stephanie" to "get in the gate"?

(Shame that poor Stephanie doesn't know she will have to wait in line. )

She appears to be suffering from painfully swollen boobies. Quick! Someone get a darning needle!

 

[Bluce Ree]

Is she really telling someone named "Stephanie" to "get in the gate"?

(Shame that poor Stephanie doesn't know she will have to wait in line. )

What were they thinking when they created her character?

"Ok. We'll have a mad scientist, a fat, misunderstood super genius, an emotional wreck of a major, a broken colonel, a mad black man and a dumb ass. Every show needs a dumb ass. A dumb ass that will use the long-range comm stones to jump home to party and sleep around in someone else's body. She will also have her moment to shine after spending an episode in a giant fish tank to become super dumbass."

We already had Forest Gump. We didn't need another one with boobs in space.

 

[shavedape]

What were they thinking when they created her character?

"Ok. We'll have a mad scientist, a fat, misunderstood super genius, an emotional wreck of a major, a broken colonel, a mad black man and a dumb ass. Every show needs a dumb ass. A dumb ass that will use the long-range comm stones to jump home to party and sleep around in someone else's body. She will also have her moment to shine after spending an episode in a giant fish tank to become super dumbass."

We already had Forest Gump. We didn't need another one with boobs in space.

Hey man, don't hate! Chloe is like, smart and stuff! She even knows how to use chalk...which they have tons of...on an inter-galactic ship that they had no idea they'd be on but apparently they had a packing list that included chalk...and Ikea furniture...but I digress.

 

[Backstep]

Hey man, don't hate! Chloe is like, smart and stuff! She even knows how to use chalk...which they have tons of...on an inter-galactic ship that they had no idea they'd be on but apparently they had a packing list that included chalk...and Ikea furniture...but I digress.

Also an invisible exoskeleton that enables the weight challenged to run across the ship while carrying a wounded member, to open a door.

 

[shavedape]

Also an invisible exoskeleton that enables the weight challenged to run across the ship while carrying a wounded member, to open a door.

1. He likes to eat.
2. He likes to eat.
3. He likes to eat.
4. He likes to eat.
5. He likes to eat.
6. He likes to eat.
7. He likes to eat.
8. He likes to eat.
9. He hates to diet.
10. He likes to eat.

Just look at the hollow, soulless eyes of a man guilted into starving himself to prove for a few weeks that he's happy being "thin". You know there's only one thought going through his head at this moment: Hurry up and take the fu***** picture so I can get inside to the free buffet, dammit!

 

[Backstep]

1. He likes to eat.
2. He likes to eat.
3. He likes to eat.
4. He likes to eat.
5. He likes to eat.
6. He likes to eat.
7. He likes to eat.
8. He likes to eat.
9. He hates to diet.
10. He likes to eat.

Just look at the hollow, soulless eyes of a man guilted into starving himself to prove for a few weeks that he's happy being "thin". You know there's only one thought going through his head at this moment: Hurry up and take the fu***** picture so I can get inside to the free buffet, dammit!

He and Jason Segel been hanging around the same place?

 

[shavedape]

 

[shavedape]

Dear Diary,

Day 317 of waiting for the promised review of this show. I hope OUTW isn't canceled before then, sigh.

 

[Rac80]

sorry kiddo- I have a life. review is done and will be posted in a minute or two. (gotta spellcheck ya know! )

 

[shavedape]

sorry kiddo- I have a life. review is done and will be posted in a minute or two. (gotta spellcheck ya know! )

Too late. The shit's been cancelled (probably). I hope you're happy.