heisenberg
Earl Grey
This is so bad. This looks like ghostbusters again.
Oceans 8 Trailer.
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This is so bad. This looks like ghostbusters again.
Lord Ba'al
Well Known GateFan
I got a notification from IMDb for this trailer and intentionally ignored it. Ocean's Eleven was alright, but after that it became stale. And when I saw only women on the picture I was like "god, do they have to, really?". From watching the trailer here now, I strongly get the impression that my first instincts were correct. I'll be skipping this one, unless I'm really really bored and for some inexplicable reason I can't think of anything else to do. Or if it's on the screen and I'm too fucking lazy to get off my ass and switch it.
PussyGalore
Meow
Maybe it's because I'm stone sober at the moment but I can't find anything remotely funny to say about this movie. I will mention how incredibly stupid the premise of stealing gems for financial gain is. Once removed from their setting and cut down the value drops precipitously. And as this preview shows they are trying to steal a famous $100 million necklace but what they don't explain is that in reality the value of that necklace lies in its fame. Once they chopped the necklace down and sold off the smaller diamonds they would only get a fraction of that original price tag. Split that between 8 people (or more) and it would be a wasted effort.
WTF? Why would anyone want to go see this movie? Why would they make this movie and for whom? What's next, Mr. Doubtfire, Jamie Bond or a female Hulk? It isn't sexist to have characters and scenarios where there are just men or just women. As a man, I do not feel any desire to see a new Wizard of Oz starring some guy named Mike who gets taken up in a tornado and kills the Wicked Warlock of the West. I don't need to see a Legally Blonde Male movie or an all guy version of 9 to 5. Why are they doing all this shit? Makes me think that perhaps women might be the largest theater-going audience?
PussyGalore
Meow
I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they do a female version of Animal House. Can you imagine how horrible that will be?
PussyGalore
Meow
BTW, I love Cate Blanchett and think she's rather beautiful but for the life of me I can't figure out what the hell she did to her face for this role. It's not her makeup but rather something else; Botox gone bad or something. It's a shame that she looks so jacked-up now. I hope she recovers from whatever atrocity happened to her face.
I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they do a female version of Animal House. Can you imagine how horrible that will be?
Horrors! But probably not as awful as an all female version of Lord of the Flies.
Atlantis
Well Known GateFan
Off topic but I can't believe this actually exists.
https://www.thepetitionsite.com/en-...isn't-a-joke-remove-matt-damon-from-oceans-8/
https://www.thepetitionsite.com/en-...isn't-a-joke-remove-matt-damon-from-oceans-8/
Atlantis
Well Known GateFan
Next will be the female version of the Expendables, I mean we already have a Bollywood remake so why not bring in a female version?
Btw I don't know why Tennis players are appearing in these films. I guess they must have done it to pay the bills. Serena Williams and Sharapova are appearing in this movie and that annoying dumb bitch Kim Kardashian
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Wait, so Anna Wintour and Kim Kardashian are going to be breathing the same air in this movie? Did they drug Anna or something?
This thing is just so wrong on so many levels. It was cool to do jewel heist movies in the excess years of the 1980s, but who in the hell is buying jewels like that today? Who would STEAL them? Who is still impressed by them, and all the stuff Pussy said about the lack of intrinsic value for them?
Looks like botox. Hence, the bangs and puffy look. Could be those "fillers" they talk about.
Lord Ba'al
Well Known GateFan
That is beyond pathetic. Unfortunately the internet doesn't just give normal people a voice but also the majority of retarded inbreds.
Lord Ba'al
Well Known GateFan
That would turn out to be a movie with Angelina Jolie.
PussyGalore
Meow
How disgusting. This petition is by crackpots. Matt Damon did nothing to help Weinstein. The most he knew was a second-hand story from Ben Affleck originally told to him by Gwenyth Paltrow regarding Weinstein hitting on her years earlier. Damon didn't know anything and certainly didn't sanction any pervy behavior of Weinstein's.
That said, Matt Damon was in the original Ocean's Eleven films so I guess that makes him guilty of something, most likely bad taste.
heisenberg
Earl Grey
How disgusting. This petition is by crackpots. Matt Damon did nothing to help Weinstein. The most he knew was a second-hand story from Ben Affleck originally told to him by Gwenyth Paltrow regarding Weinstein hitting on her years earlier. Damon didn't know anything and certainly didn't sanction any pervy behavior of Weinstein's.
That said, Matt Damon was in the original Ocean's Eleven films so I guess that makes him guilty of something, most likely bad taste.
lol trolling. Classic troll but this is way more malicious trolling which can be destructive but this is what these people want. It seems that the internet has switched on a few people's prehistoric gene that has not died. You know, that stupid tribalism bullshit. "defending", "honouring", worshiping bullshit and then screaming like a maniac.This feminism bullshit just screams cult/religion like following which is no different than worshipping an ideology which can be very dangerous.
The way things are going, there going to come to a point where everything will be illegal or banned because it offends them.
haha TJ shares the same opinion as me about the internet and I am right. The wrong people have been given access to this great tool and they are re-writing the rules on the internet. Pretty sad.
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