wow,can hardly wait--Xena reboot

Overmind One

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YJ02

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OMG, when did they have the funeral for Creativity in Hollywood? Creativity has died completely in Hollywood. While Americans are rebooting 1980 again, the Brits and Canadians are creating new shows from scratch. I do not want to see a Xena reboot. :(

yeah, if they insist on rebooting 1980, why cant we get something like space 1999 (yes i know its "in the works") or UFO or I could even go for a well done version of LOST IN SPACE
 

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yeah, if they insist on rebooting 1980, why cant we get something like space 1999 (yes i know its "in the works") or UFO or I could even go for a well done version of LOST IN SPACE

Any of those. :) Or, they could redo The Invaders very very easily (low budget, no need for makeup and minimal special effects). Lost In Space could work, but is the nuclear family still a viable engine for a TV series? Mommy, Daddy, and Kids stranded in unknown territory is the essence of the Swiss Family Robinson premise.
 

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Xena reboot? :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
 

shavedape

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some imagination starved exec is going for the tits and ass angle

i am sure this iteration will be far more sexual and SPARTACUS like

And the faux-lesbianism will really be ramped up this time. :rolleye0014:
 

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They can cast Kristin Stewart as Xena - her complete lack of any ability to project feeling or warmth would be like casting a plastic doll in the part.
 

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some imagination starved exec is going for the tits and ass angle

i am sure this iteration will be far more sexual and SPARTACUS like

THIS. Hey, "that always works, lemme tell you!". It is just so damned predictable...
 

YJ02

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THIS. Hey, "that always works, lemme tell you!". It is just so damned predictable...

of course one must accessorize the T&A. Either a gun,sword, DR's or Nurse's outfit or a lawyers "power suit" completes the male 'fly paper' production
 

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of course one must accessorize the T&A. Either a gun,sword, DR's or Nurse's outfit or a lawyers "power suit" completes the male 'fly paper' production

NOTHING beats the 100% gratuitous LT. James scene in SGU where she literally was just standing there on display in the corridor in panties and a t-shirt three sizes too small. The context of the scene was just plain juvenile. All the male cast were literally surrounding her.

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shavedape

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more then in SALEM?

Haven't seen Salem yet. I do remember though that Xena was one of the originators of milking the faux-lesbian gimmick. I can only imagine it will be even more gratuitous this time around.
 

YJ02

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Haven't seen Salem yet. I do remember though that Xena was one of the originators of milking the faux-lesbian gimmick. I can only imagine it will be even more gratuitous this time around.

Actually SALEM is pretty good, and our XENA star had a guest role in it this last season.

But there are some sexual sits including lesbian-like stuff. Like when two witches use a magic tele-presence dildo (hidden in a broom handle no less):vala-newanime016: :vala-newanime016:

there is a thread on here for SALEM
 

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Actually SALEM is pretty good, and our XENA star had a guest role in it this last season.

But there are some sexual sits including lesbian-like stuff. Like when two witches use a magic tele-presence dildo (hidden in a broom handle no less):vala-newanime016: :vala-newanime016:

there is a thread on here for SALEM

Wait....a lesbian witch scene involving a magic dildo? Im in. :smiley-money-mouth:
 

YJ02

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Wait....a lesbian witch scene involving a magic dildo? Im in. :smiley-money-mouth:

yea-ep 1 s1

basically to get somewhere without really being there=or is it two places at once?= the main character-Mary Sibley's witch assistant/helper witch (whatever chic) places a dildo into her to complete her trance state

this magic dilly sends her to the location she is thinking about

you got to use a little imagination as it is still tv-but with the woman's legs spread and moaning and the shape of the hidden object--yeah, its a magic tele-presence dildo
 

shavedape

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yea-ep 1 s1

basically to get somewhere without really being there=or is it two places at once?= the main character-Mary Sibley's witch assistant/helper witch (whatever chic) places a dildo into her to complete her trance state

this magic dilly sends her to the location she is thinking about

you got to use a little imagination as it is still tv-but with the woman's legs spread and moaning and the shape of the hidden object--yeah, its a magic tele-presence dildo

That's just like the magic teleporter stones in SGU. They only difference is the characters had to shove them up their asses in order for them to work. But nonetheless, it's the same gimmick. :)
 
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