Hollywood sodomizes another old TV show

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https://www.yahoo.com/movies/mark-wahlberg-will-star-in-inflation-adjusted-the-six-101940302422.html

Mark Wahlberg Will Star in Inflation-Adjusted 'The Six Billion Dollar Man'


EXCLUSIVE: Mark Wahlberg and Peter Berg, the duo behind the critically acclaimed and box office success Lone Survivor, are re-teaming for the feature film version of The Six Billion Dollar Man with various writers circling the project for The Weinstein Co.’s Dimension Films label. (Yes, billion with a ‘b’).

Berg will direct and Wahlberg is attached to star in the film about former astronaut Steve Austin who, after a horrific crash of an experimental plane, is saved by doctors when he is fitted with bionic replacements — both legs, his right arm and left eye. With super-human power, he becomes a force to be reckoned with for the government as a secret agent for the Office of Scientific Intelligence.

 

[Overmind One]

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/mark-wahlberg-will-star-in-inflation-adjusted-the-six-101940302422.html

Mark Wahlberg Will Star in Inflation-Adjusted 'The Six Billion Dollar Man'

EXCLUSIVE: Mark Wahlberg and Peter Berg, the duo behind the critically acclaimed and box office success Lone Survivor, are re-teaming for the feature film version of The Six Billion Dollar Man with various writers circling the project for The Weinstein Co.’s Dimension Films label. (Yes, billion with a ‘b’).

Berg will direct and Wahlberg is attached to star in the film about former astronaut Steve Austin who, after a horrific crash of an experimental plane, is saved by doctors when he is fitted with bionic replacements — both legs, his right arm and left eye. With super-human power, he becomes a force to be reckoned with for the government as a secret agent for the Office of Scientific Intelligence.

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And you know what? It will most likely be wildly successful

 

[Bluce Ree]

Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel about Wahlbergh?

 

[Jim of WVa]

Mark Wahlberg is homophobic. Marky Mark is gay.

 

[shavedape]

Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel about Wahlbergh?

He strikes me as being a huge douche. Who wants to be around someone like that? I could never be part of his entourage; a job that entails monosyllabically telling him how great his farts smell while refilling his glass of chilled white wine.

That said, in all seriousness, he's too old for the role. They need a young hottie to play that character. Mark Wahlberg is no young hottie. Now if the movie was called The Geriatric Bionic Turd then he'd be a shoe-in for the role.

 

[Tripler]

Wasn't he just in that turd transfomer movie that went on and on and on and on and on and I never did see the ending cuz it just kept going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on ,,, ???

 

[shavedape]

Wasn't he just in that turd transfomer movie that went on and on and on and on and on and I never did see the ending cuz it just kept going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on ,,, ???

Yes, he seems to have a new movie out every month or so. I don't know why he gets so much work, after all, his stuff is highly forgettable.

 

[Joelist]

It will flop just like the attempt to revive The Bionic Woman did. Maybe they need new ideas?

 

[Tripler]

It will flop just like the attempt to revive The Bionic Woman did. Maybe they need new ideas?

I was dissapointed when it got cancelled . I kinda liked her .

 

[Overmind One]

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I was dissapointed when it got cancelled . I kinda liked her .

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